Conception story-time aka How The Pregnant Goddess Came To Be
Posted by Goddess Leonie on August 6th, 2009. Filed under: Mama Goddess.
Once upon a time,
there lived a maiden with mermaid hair, and a sweet, gorgeous, wise king. They’d fallen in love at first sight eight years ago, and still thought that each other were the hottest, wisest, most amazing person in the world. They lived in a cottage in the alpine mountains with a very sweet puppy dog – a golden prince of healing, named Prince Charlie.
When Prince Charlie came along, maiden-goddess-chick and hottie hot king’s life changed. For the better. He brought in more love than his 5kg little frame could contain. And they were an awesome trio – a holy trinity of giggles and healing.
All was good and beautiful in their world.
One day, the king took the maiden to the sea where they first fell in love. And they stood in the place where the river meets the sea, where two tides overlap. And he asked him to marry her. And they cried, as sea eagles circled above them, dancing with them.
All was even more precious and wonderful in the world of the Scorpion maiden and her Scorpion king.
Then one day, the maiden goddess decided it was time to extend their heart-family. They had so much love to share, they decided it was only right… to get another dog. So they searched high and low, over hill and over dale, peering into every Ye Olde Pound to enquire as to where their newest furbaby was. Alas, she wasn’t there. She was hiding in the Classifieds Woods, beneath the tree of Free Animals Needing A New Home.
When the mermaid-maiden and the (hot) king heard of this forest, they ventured into it, only to find a sweet white fluffy ball. The children of the woods called her “Angel”, and it was at this moment, the maiden and the king turned to each other and said through their eyes “Oh we are doth fuc*ed. There is no way we can say no to a dog named Angel.” So even when the maiden picked up fluffy ball, and fluffy ball peed all over her, they did not say no. They scooped up Angel into their arms and carried her back to the cottage of love.
And they all lived happily ever after.
But when Princess Angel came along, things got even better – so much better. She doubled the joy and love of their house. It seemed like their sweet cottage was so much more filled with energy and life and laughter. And the goddess and her king started thinking… if adding more animal-souls to our family adds so much more joy… what if we added more human-souls too?
And so one precious, shining Sunday afternoon, they decided, with tears in their eyes, and sunlight dancing over them, that it was time to bring a new soul through into the world.
The Goddess and her King thought their new soul would come immediately. And yet, two moons waxed and waned. They talked. They trusted. They gave their faith to Great Spirit, and to divine timing. They looked on the bright side. The Goddess said “Well, if we doeth can’t get with chile, at least we don’t ever have to use ye olde contraception again!” And they celebrated that thought with a village fair, and court jesters, and rainbow confetti. Then they went back to trusting, and feeling like they were Catholic: “Whatever children God gifts us with is the right thing.”
The Maiden Goddess went to her favourite village medicine-women for healings around her womb. She gave up her favouritest thing in the world – wheat – because she saw in her mind’s eye it stuck to her fallopian tubes. She was a kooky maiden who believed in things that not all the village people believed in, but they made her exceedingly happy, and she knew they were the right things for her.
And the king and the maiden kept on loving each other, and tried not to think that the little baby soul they wanted to bring into the world was watching them try to make a baby. (ho ho ho!)
And then one day, the stinking-hot-funny-wise-king took the goddess-maiden-kooky-hottie to Ye Olde Food Court at Ye Olde Tuggeranong Hyperdome to eat noodles. And Goddess Maiden found them unpalatable and difficult to eat, as her belly was feeling under the weather. And she thought it the opportune time to tell her hot prince that her moon cycle was late, and she was feeling sick, but that she was definitely, definitely not with child. And he smiled at her, and then he chewed his lip in thought, and a little light passed through his eyes. And the Maiden Goddess had loved him so much, for so long, that she knew what that meant. That he had a knowing that she was, and that his knowings were always right.
And so it was. The Maiden Goddess peed on a Ye Olde Pregnancy Stick, and straight away, a little baby soul left its mark on that stick and her heart.
And the King and the Maiden Goddess cried together, and stared at each other. The next day, he took her to the sea, and she placed her hands in the water, thanking the ocean for their gift, and for all the blessings Mother Oshun had brought to them. And she looked back at the sand, and the King stood there, and he looked very hot, and his soul was the most beautiful she had ever know, and the Maiden Goddess was so glad she was becoming a Mother Goddess because of him.
The End.
Love,
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August 6th, 2009 at 7:46 am
what a cool story, leonie, in only the way you could tell it! how special…super happy for you QUEEN mermie goddess. sending you love! xoxo
August 6th, 2009 at 8:01 am
What a precious story, one that will live within you always and forever.
August 6th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Keep this story preciously. And the family will be extended in a few Moons with a new Human Soul.
Congratulations to the Goddess & her King
August 6th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Absolutely BEAUTIFUL Leonie!! Your going on such a precious amazing journey right now! I cant believe it!! I cant WAIT To see photos of ur big round juicy belly!!!!…and i love the way u write ur posts and the beautiful juicy words u use to describe something…ur amazing!!!! Everyone should know about Goddess Leonie!!!! xxxxxx
August 6th, 2009 at 8:28 am
What a wonderful way to tell a wonderful story. What a journey you have begun – and what wondrous tales you will tell over the weeks and months and years to come. Super dee duper for you, your hot man, and that little soul that has come to dwell within your beautiful and strong body.
August 6th, 2009 at 8:30 am
congratulations, you beautiful girl. i am so excited for you. big love to you and your boy! xoxo
August 6th, 2009 at 8:53 am
yay! love your love story, leonie!!
August 6th, 2009 at 8:54 am
“the end” is not the way to leave this story, silly leonie! where is “and they all lived happily ever after”? this is only the beginning!
August 6th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Aww, what a beautiful story! Congrats Leonie – and congrats to your handsome king too!
August 6th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Congratulations! Much love and light.
August 6th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Leonie! That’s so awesome, in so many ways! I mean the story is just spectacumagicular! I really love it.
The goddess and the hot king, and the angel dog and the charlie dog, and the little baby. 
Congrats again!
August 6th, 2009 at 10:57 am
For as long as I remember I have loved happy stories of prince-, princess, fairies, angels etc. And this story is for real! I am so very happy for you. Being a Mom is one of the bestest things for me and I know it will be for you too!
Much love to everyone in the story and to everyone in the circle.
Fatma
August 6th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Oh, so beautiful, and funny, and sweet. Congratulations!
August 6th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
A beautiful story..makes my heart sigh.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Congratulations sparkly, shining Pregnant Goddess,
How exciting and awesome and altogether wondrous!!!!
I hope you and your king enjoy every moment of the whole amazing adventure (well, maybe not the morning sickness bits).
Happy Happy Joy Joy!! xx
August 6th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I am so happy for you! You will be such a fun, loving, beautiful mother that will nurture your child’s soul to be all that he or she is meant to be. Bless you, Leonie, and your little baby!!!!!
August 6th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
What a super-smart-baby-soul… to choose Glowing-Goddess-You and your Hottie-King-Dad-2-B for its walk on earth. I wish you oceans of blessings upon and in your castle, M’Lady. XOXO
August 6th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
“we are doth f*cked” LOL-YOU are hysterical!
August 7th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Why that is the most beautiful way of telling that story. Congratulations!
August 7th, 2009 at 12:24 am
I love the way you tell stories. Sweet and charming and funny and adorable and magickal. Just like you. (:
August 7th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Love your story! LOVE IT! I am laughing and giggling and tearing up all at the same time.
You are the coolest Leonie!!
Take care of your baby poppyseed!
August 7th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Sweet!
August 7th, 2009 at 1:10 am
hello gorgeous goddess mama, you sure know how to tell a great story! I am with bohemian mom, giggles and tears over here.
sending love to the poppyseed!
August 7th, 2009 at 3:59 am
…and everyone in the land rejoiced!!!
August 7th, 2009 at 7:03 am
Oh, my! What a precious fairy tale! Or rather, goddess tale. You sure know how to tell a great story, Leonie. And the best one about this one is that it’s true.
I’m all smiley now.
)
August 7th, 2009 at 8:32 am
I enjoyed this so much, smiled along with your funny and moving story Leonie, it makes me happy to feel your happiness and I´m sure everything will be more beautiful everyday cause I sense tons of good and lovely energy around you.
Hugs!
August 7th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Oh, sweetheart, what a beautiful, magical story, wonderfully told as only the Goddess can tell it. Your lovely angel baby will read this one day and giggle like her mama and say, “That’s me!”
Love, Hiro
August 7th, 2009 at 11:59 am
hee! You are so silly. Loved this!
August 7th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Hi Darling girl,
What an amazing, sweet and lovely story. It made me laugh and it made me cry just like a good story should and it made me love you even MORE than I already do, something that I thought was not even possible.
Your new baby spirit is the luckiest baby in the whole ding dang cosmos!!
Love you,
Chris
August 8th, 2009 at 2:19 am
You have a true gift for sharing beautiful stories. Congratulations to you and your king for the amazing journey you’ve begun, and may you all be blessed with peace and good health.
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I love this story. Beautiful